hey Bruce Meowsteen, it’s your birthday, what do you want? oh, not to have to wear that stupid birthday hat? haha, too bad, you pay your rent in dignity, kitty. happy birthday, cat-in-a-hat.
going to work sucks as it is, and commuting during rush-hour doesn’t make things better…just top all that off w/ a big bulky removable leg cast, and you got yourself one shitty monday! enjoy bitch…
hey tough guy, just cause you can pull your jeans leg over the cast doesn’t me we don’t see you hobbling yourself back to your apt. where you’re gonna eat that box of pastries you got yourself from the bakery…the flowers are a nice cover, but you’re not fooling anyone.
mom, isn’t white wine responsible for aunt patty’s broken ankle in the first place? why is she here? this graduation party was really for YOU MOM, not me, wasn’t it?
at least that stupid gladiator sandle thing she’s got on almost looks worse than the removable leg cast on the other leg.
how you like that penguin? peoples’ little dogs aren’t the only ones subjected to the theory that states, “putting this mini pink thing on them would be so adorable!”
what are you smiling about? you’ll have to tell me with words cause you probably shouldn’t be nodding or shaking your head “yes” & “no”.
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